Only in America.

This is a what the fuck rant, not a snazzy medical story, sorry guys.

A woman is suing Victoria's Secret for a defective thong. Somehow a sequin flew off while trying them on and it scratched her cornea. (The lawyer looks like he doesn't know what a cornea is, let alone be old enough to have gone to law school).

So maybe someone can enlighten me as to how the hell she managed to this? I'm guessing she read about Liebeck v. McDonald's and decided to slingshot that sucker into her eye.

Anyways I bet the new mansion bought for her by Victoria's Secret will be a nice upgrade to whatever shes in right now. Welcome to California.

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